While sitting around and watching Deep Impact on TNT.
T's Mom: Man, an asteroid coming to destroy earth. What would you guys do if you knew that was gonna happen?
Derek: I know what I'd do. I'd run up my credit card. BIGTIME.
T's Mom: /facepalm
Me: I'd run around nonstop. NAKED. I wouldn't even give a good gawdam!
T: LOL
Me: Wait... WAIT. Damn, nvm. The president would declare martial law, and I'm in the military. So I'd almost certainly be ordered to run around and arbitrarily shoot people in the face.
Derek: You're an accountant. You don't know how to use a gun.
Me: I would start by shooting Derek.
Derek: Hello Mr. Recruiter man, I would like to join the United States Air Force, to spite Doug.
Me: Aw dammit
(movie shows an old, rough guy standing on a beach, looking toward the sky in waiting)
Topher: See, THAT'S what I'd do. I'd stand on a cliff and start staring that fucker down.
All of us: ^_^
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