Derek (mass): Who wants to go to the fair this weekend and eat bad food and people watch?
Me: I might be busy. Also, I might be free. Def one of those two
Derek: Your worthless
Derek: No I did that on purpose so I didn't have to text extra key strokes
Me: Oh yea? And look at where that plan got you.
Derek: Lol. Now I'm stuck explaining myself to a retard